next big money guzzling experiment: making a car out of diamonds
Mr. Johnson, is it neccesary to turn your swag off before bed?
Mista C-diddy, how you get so swag?
nigga i invented swag
well then beanah counahs did,
but i work dat shit
any ghetto ass questions
fucking wonky ass faggots
Biiiiyoooooootch i heard you was gonna inventilate some kinda machine that did yo nails for you. like a autominated korean bitch or sumthin. Dat troof i heard? Cuz that wud be boss. Luh you fave bitchaaay
AWW SHIIIIIT, dats a gewd idea my nigga, you should be hired, if you can supply us with more good ideas
Mr Johnson, I have a variety of bitches for you to choose from. You can test them, or do what you like with them. You in?
No doubt, meet me in my office
My pillow smells good.. Smells like pussy
Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson. What the hell, Mr. Johnson.
The fuck happened to you.
Why you gotta be such a dick? Go fuck ya self my nigga
You're pretty fly for a white guy! Fo shizzle my nizzle!
CAVE JOHNSON are you an AIRBENDER?
You sound like ONE.
You could say that I bend air. (Smoke dope)
YOU NIGGA I WAS JUS TALKIN TO DENTRELE
AND SHE TOLD ME THAT BITCHHO CAROLINE GAVE SOME HOOP-BITCH A BJ LAS FRIDAY
BUT I SAW HER AT THE CORNER TRYNA STRUT THAT SKINNY WHITE ASS
SHE GAVE HOOPY A BLOWJ? THAT BITCH GONNA GET CUT
What up my niggaz, drop me some q’z in my ask, you know what I’m sayin?