~*~ lil CJ ~*~

the-mayor-of-can-town replied to your post: next big money guzzling experiment: making a car out of diamonds

you can’t do it, dumbshit

nevah say nevah nigga

next big money guzzling experiment: making a car out of diamonds

andoughnuts:

aperture rapping innovators is totally canon

how else would GLaDOS be able to throw such sweet rhymes

Mr. Johnson, is it neccesary to turn your swag off before bed?
Anonymous

always

Mista C-diddy, how you get so swag?

nigga i invented swag

well then beanah counahs did,

but i work dat shit

any ghetto ass questions

fucking wonky ass faggots

Sup niggas

how you be

Biiiiyoooooootch i heard you was gonna inventilate some kinda machine that did yo nails for you. like a autominated korean bitch or sumthin. Dat troof i heard? Cuz that wud be boss. Luh you fave bitchaaay
Anonymous

AWW SHIIIIIT, dats a gewd idea my nigga, you should be hired, if you can supply us with more good ideas

Mr Johnson, I have a variety of bitches for you to choose from. You can test them, or do what you like with them. You in?

No doubt, meet me in my office

My pillow smells good.. Smells like pussy
Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson. What the hell, Mr. Johnson.

The fuck happened to you.

Why you gotta be such a dick? Go fuck ya self my nigga

You're pretty fly for a white guy! Fo shizzle my nizzle!
Anonymous

Fuck yeah!

CAVE JOHNSON are you an AIRBENDER?

You sound like ONE.
Anonymous

You could say that I bend air. (Smoke dope)

YOU NIGGA I WAS JUS TALKIN TO DENTRELE
AND SHE TOLD ME THAT BITCHHO CAROLINE GAVE SOME HOOP-BITCH A BJ LAS FRIDAY
BUT I SAW HER AT THE CORNER TRYNA STRUT THAT SKINNY WHITE ASS

SHE GAVE HOOPY A BLOWJ? THAT BITCH GONNA GET CUT

What up my niggaz, drop me some q’z in my ask, you know what I’m sayin?