October 2011
2 posts
1 tag
the-mayor-of-can-town replied to your post: next big money guzzling experiment: making a car out of diamonds
you can’t do it, dumbshit
nevah say nevah nigga
next big money guzzling experiment: making a car...
September 2011
2 posts
andoughnuts:
aperture rapping innovators is totally canon
how else would GLaDOS be able to throw such sweet rhymes
Anonymous asked: Mr. Johnson, is it neccesary to turn your swag off before bed?
August 2011
3 posts
ilikebruises asked: Mista C-diddy, how you get so swag?
any ghetto ass questions
fucking wonky ass faggots
Sup niggas
how you be
July 2011
469 posts
Anonymous asked: Biiiiyoooooootch i heard you was gonna inventilate some kinda machine that did yo nails for you. like a autominated korean bitch or sumthin. Dat troof i heard? Cuz that wud be boss. Luh you fave bitchaaay
danganroomba asked: Mr Johnson, I have a variety of bitches for you to choose from. You can test them, or do what you like with them. You in?
My pillow smells good.. Smells like pussy
daniwut asked: Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson. What the hell, Mr. Johnson.
The fuck happened to you.
The fuck happened to you.
Anonymous asked: You're pretty fly for a white guy! Fo shizzle my nizzle!
Anonymous asked: CAVE JOHNSON are you an AIRBENDER?
You sound like ONE.
You sound like ONE.
thezombiepyro asked: YOU NIGGA I WAS JUS TALKIN TO DENTRELE
AND SHE TOLD ME THAT BITCHHO CAROLINE GAVE SOME HOOP-BITCH A BJ LAS FRIDAY
BUT I SAW HER AT THE CORNER TRYNA STRUT THAT SKINNY WHITE ASS
AND SHE TOLD ME THAT BITCHHO CAROLINE GAVE SOME HOOP-BITCH A BJ LAS FRIDAY
BUT I SAW HER AT THE CORNER TRYNA STRUT THAT SKINNY WHITE ASS
What up my niggaz, drop me some q'z in my ask, you...
Caroline's a cunt
Anonymous asked: u sed cracka dats rely racest 2 me 8(
Anonymous asked: Mister Johnson,
Though I appreciate the change of pace around here, I rather liked your old self. Tell me- do you plan on going back to being businesslike sometime in the future? If not, I will appreciate this humour for a while, before regretfully unfollowing, as too much of this can get old, for some.
Best regards,
a concerned individual
Though I appreciate the change of pace around here, I rather liked your old self. Tell me- do you plan on going back to being businesslike sometime in the future? If not, I will appreciate this humour for a while, before regretfully unfollowing, as too much of this can get old, for some.
Best regards,
a concerned individual
Anonymous asked: Nigga, you G aight.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, right?
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, right?
2 tags
Fuq da haters
Anonymous asked: I know you did, Mr. Johnson, but I'm really curious what is your next invention going to look like.
I mean, seriously. What can top this rapping theme?
I mean, seriously. What can top this rapping theme?
Anonymous asked: Dear mistah Cave Johnson,
When are you going to announce your next big investment?
With love,
Bort.
When are you going to announce your next big investment?
With love,
Bort.
dancingpurge asked: Cave you seem like a pretty respectable guy.
And if those anons want to leave, let them. This is the internet, and if they're gonna get butthurt, well just let them.
...WORD.
And if those anons want to leave, let them. This is the internet, and if they're gonna get butthurt, well just let them.
...WORD.
Anonymous asked: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGE...
Anonymous asked: Ok seriously dude
none of this nigger shit is funny. consider one more follower lost.
none of this nigger shit is funny. consider one more follower lost.
Made some renovations to my page
Hope you guys like it, but if you don’t I don’t give a fuck cuz I’m a G.
jarate-deactivated20130203 asked: mister johnson you are an admirable man
you're straight up G man
you don't take shit from no nigga
pop a glock straight in the back of they ugly heads
kill them bitches wit da weave made out of dog fur
pizza roll lovah get the fuq out of my facility we only got room fo people who arent faggots yo
gettin high like paper you fly like plains mistah...
you're straight up G man
you don't take shit from no nigga
pop a glock straight in the back of they ugly heads
kill them bitches wit da weave made out of dog fur
pizza roll lovah get the fuq out of my facility we only got room fo people who arent faggots yo
gettin high like paper you fly like plains mistah...
scalygatorbutts asked: I fuckin' love you Mr. Johnson. You don't take shit from anyone. My kinda way of thinkin'. You're good in my books.
Anonymous asked: I thought you loved Caroline, why would you fire her?
The reaction to our next big investment was not...
We had 260 followers.
Now have 140.
Fuck it, let ‘em leave.
Can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen.
Aperture Science Innovators has announced its next...
Gangsta Rap.
askcaroline asked: He was already here sir, and had the credentials. No one had sent me the memo that he wasnt to come here.
And we made you a video of all the lesbian sex.
And sir we have a contract, you cant fire me :U
And the NASA has cancelled your meeting with them, sir.
And we made you a video of all the lesbian sex.
And sir we have a contract, you cant fire me :U
And the NASA has cancelled your meeting with them, sir.
askcaroline asked: What did I do?
askcaroline asked: What.
askcaroline asked: Here's your nightly coffee Mr Johnson. And it seems one of our test subjects, Andre, has gotten rid of the mantis men!
filharmagic asked: Cave, every other "ask" character from your universe often draws images. You do not.
What do you have against drawings, eh?
What do you have against drawings, eh?
Anonymous asked: Hello, Mr. Johnson, my name is Marv. I'll be your body guard this evening.
walrus-maximus asked: Mr. Johnson! Mr. Johnson!
Is there any way I can buy repulsion gel? It is slightly less non-toxic, correct?
Is there any way I can buy repulsion gel? It is slightly less non-toxic, correct?
me-and-phantomcookies asked: Mr. Johnson, Can I have my job back?
Look, I even have my own rifle!
Look, I even have my own rifle!
loveslovedwilllove asked: Mr. Johnson, Mr. Johnson!
I lit lemons on fire today!
I lit lemons on fire today!
askcaroline asked: Sir we've already gotten applications for bodyguards, this seems to be working very well!
Anonymous asked: I knew it guys, he got AIDS.
Party over. Everybody out.
Party over. Everybody out.
askyourmadreorpadreorguardian-d asked: hello sir. I can't help but notice that you come off very harsh, especially to the test subjects. Now I know you're a stern and busy man but there's no reason to keep on firing people at random.
and don't say that you pay the bills around here. that's a terrible excuse, sir.
and don't say that you pay the bills around here. that's a terrible excuse, sir.
magmadova-deactivated20120707 asked: You seem a bit tense tonight, Mr. Johnson. Could I maybe get you some tea or coffee?
iam2460done asked: Can I take the last guys place? You don't need to pay me a cent
me-and-phantomcookies asked: I'm sorry so many people are being so fire-able today, Mr. Johnson. Hope I'm not being too bothersome.
*wanders off to go fight more mantis men*
*wanders off to go fight more mantis men*
askcaroline asked: Should I set up interviews tomorrow sir?
undeniablenotions asked: I still need a job D:
Could I volunteer for DNA or Core testing?
Could I volunteer for DNA or Core testing?
undeniablenotions asked: NO!!!! Come on, I have a husband and 6 kids! I'll do anything!
