~~ lil CJ ~~

the-mayor-of-can-town replied to your post: next big money guzzling experiment: making a car out of...

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 17:05:03 -0400

the-mayor-of-can-town replied to your post: next big money guzzling experiment: making a car out of diamonds

you can’t do it, dumbshit

nevah say nevah nigga

next big money guzzling experiment: making a car out of diamonds

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 17:01:45 -0400

andoughnuts: aperture rapping innovators is totally canon how else would GLaDOS be able to throw...

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 19:21:19 -0400

andoughnuts:

aperture rapping innovators is totally canon

how else would GLaDOS be able to throw such sweet rhymes

Mr. Johnson, is it neccesary to turn your swag off before bed?

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 18:28:45 -0400

always

Mista C-diddy, how you get so swag?

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:59:44 -0400

nigga i invented swag

well then beanah counahs did,

but i work dat shit

any ghetto ass questions

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 20:53:09 -0400

fucking wonky ass faggots

Sup niggas

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 18:34:09 -0400

how you be

Biiiiyoooooootch i heard you was gonna inventilate some kinda machine that did yo nails for you. like a autominated korean bitch or sumthin. Dat troof i heard? Cuz that wud be boss. Luh you fave bitchaaay

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 05:38:06 -0400

AWW SHIIIIIT, dats a gewd idea my nigga, you should be hired, if you can supply us with more good ideas

Mr Johnson, I have a variety of bitches for you to choose from. You can test them, or do what you like with them. You in?

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 16:31:02 -0400

No doubt, meet me in my office

My pillow smells good.. Smells like pussy

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 02:42:07 -0400

Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson. What the hell, Mr. Johnson.

The fuck happened to you.

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:44:42 -0400

Why you gotta be such a dick? Go fuck ya self my nigga

You're pretty fly for a white guy! Fo shizzle my nizzle!

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:12:52 -0400

Fuck yeah!

CAVE JOHNSON are you an AIRBENDER?

You sound like ONE.

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:11:10 -0400

You could say that I bend air. (Smoke dope)

YOU NIGGA I WAS JUS TALKIN TO DENTRELE
AND SHE TOLD ME THAT BITCHHO CAROLINE GAVE SOME HOOP-BITCH A BJ LAS FRIDAY
BUT I SAW HER AT THE CORNER TRYNA STRUT THAT SKINNY WHITE ASS

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:08:16 -0400

SHE GAVE HOOPY A BLOWJ? THAT BITCH GONNA GET CUT

What up my niggaz, drop me some q'z in my ask, you know what I'm sayin?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:00:21 -0400

Caroline's a cunt

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 01:33:36 -0400

u sed cracka dats rely racest 2 me 8(

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:45:00 -0400

I’m sorry, I have a lot of white friends I swear!

Mister Johnson,
Though I appreciate the change of pace around here, I rather liked your old self. Tell me- do you plan on going back to being businesslike sometime in the future? If not, I will appreciate this humour for a while, before regretfully unfollowing, as too much of this can get old, for some.
Best regards,
a concerned individual

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:38:57 -0400

NIGGA, I AM 100% BUSINESS. THIS IS ME, AND IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE DOOR IS OVER THERE.

Nigga, you G aight.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, right?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:37:47 -0400

Word

Fuq da haters

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:25:27 -0400

~*~ lil CJ ~*~